One day in the great forest
a magical frog was walking down to a
water hole. This forest was so big that the
frog had never seen
another animal in all his life. By chance
today a bear was
chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.
The frog called for the two
to stop. The frog said, "Because you
are the only two animals I have seen, I will
grant you both
three wishes. Bear, you go first." The
bear thought for a
minute, and being the male he was, said, "I
wish for all the
bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
For his wish, the rabbit asked
for a crash helmet, and
immediately put it on. The bear was amazed
at the stupidity of
the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn
for a wish. "Well, I wish that all
the bears in the next forest were female as
well."
The rabbit asked for a motorcycle
and immediately hopped on it
and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked
that the rabbit was
asking for these stupid things, after all,
he could have asked
for money and bought the motorcycle.
For the last wish the bear
thought for awhile and then said, "I
wish that all the bears in the world, besides
me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned
the engine, and said, "I wish that
the bear was gay."
