Little Tim was in the garden
filling in a hole when his neighbor peered
over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced
youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What
are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died,"
replied Tim tearfully, without looking up,
"and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned,
"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish,
isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap
of earth then replied, "That's because
he's inside your stupid cat."
