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While my friend was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old
daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the
kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's
password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it? her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied, "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk,
asterisk!"
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Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the
word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
> First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue"
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."
> Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green"
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
> Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
> "Does a fart have lumps?"
> The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course
not!!!"
> "OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."
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Three guys work on a construction site. One is white, one is black
and one is Polish. The bell rings for lunch and the white man opens
his lunch bag and sighs deeply, saying, "If my wife packs me
a ham sandwich again tomorrow I'm jumping off the building."
The black guy opens up his lunch, glares and says " If my wife
packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow, I'm going with you."
The Polish man opens his lunch, pulls out another ham sandwich,
and says "I'm with you guys."
> The next day the lunch bell rings. The white man opens his
lunch. He says, "Turkey sandwich. I love my wife." The
black guy opens his lunch. He says, "Chicken sandwich. I love
my wife. The Polish man opened his lunchbox, looked stricken, and
said "HAM AGAIN! See ya guys." With that, he jumped off
the building. The black guy says " I feel sorry for him."
The white man replies, "I'm not, he packs his own lunch."
A
man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees
the little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs Over and starts
fighting with the dog. He succeds in killing the dog and Saving
the girls live. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over
and says: You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
"Brave New Yorker saves a little girl's life" But I am
not a New Yorker! Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
"Brave American saves a little girl's life" But I am not
an American. I am Pakistani! The next day the newspapers say: "Islamic
extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist network are
possible.
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aja sajna tera intzar hai.
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> 2003 girl
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> 2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
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> dil bekrar hai
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> aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai.
>
Kash is eid par main tera bakra hota
Aur kissi ne na sahi tu ne to mujhe pakra hota
> Tu hina legey hathon sey mujhe pathey khilati
Thorey thorey nahi sarey akathey khilati
> Tu mujhe main main kar ke bulati
Aur sham ko gali main saath ghumati
> Mere pass gaari na sahi chakhra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota
> Tu meri suhbat par naaz karti
Bila-jhijhak mujhe aashnae-raz karti
> Agar mera raqeeb mujhe chehra karata
Seeng marta foran usse takar karata
> Raat ko sardi main bahir akra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota
> Phir eid par zibah ho jata main
Teri khatir cut mar jata main
> Teri muhabat ne kuch iss tarah jakra hota
Kash iss eid par main tera bakra hota
>
Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press
> Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress..............!
