Ladki
boli:
> Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
> Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka
bola :
> Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
> Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
>
Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja,
> reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
> jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!
>
Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
> jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
> jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
> jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!
>
Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
> Dil toote to maikhane bane,
> kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,
> yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!
>
Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
> Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
> mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
> pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai
>
Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
> Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
>
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki,
Coffee
> Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?
> Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
>
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends.
> I am Sardar and this is sardarney,
> this is my kid and this is my kidney.
