A couple of redneck hunters
are out in the woods when one of them falls
to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes
are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to
panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls
911.
He frantically blurts out
to the operator, "O my gawd! Help! My
friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm
him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator
hears a loud gun shot!!!
The redneck comes back on
the line and says, "OK, now what?"
