Santa:
WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
Banta:
When did George Washington die?
Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral
Banta:
tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of......
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
Sardarji
is buying a TV
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
Sardarji
calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.
Sardarji
is filling up a job application
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED
After much thought he writes: Yes
Sardarji
goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object
with you?"
He said, "It's a Thermos flask."
The boss asks, "What does it do?"
He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."
Sardarji
fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
What
does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
What
does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.
