There
was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.
They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,
"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then
we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."
All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old
surd
was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
IF BY CHANCE
WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"
Sardarji
went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and
returned
to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
Why
did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
How
do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
Sardarji
proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile
boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being
made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge
one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"71st and *again* barefoot!"
What
do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin
and throw it back.
What
do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's
got a hand grenade in his mouth.
How
do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
What
is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why
do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them
on Monday.
