Three guys
work on a construction site. One is white,
one is black and one is Polish. The bell rings
for lunch and the white man opens his lunch
bag and sighs deeply, saying, "If my
wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow
I'm jumping off the building." The black
guy opens up his lunch, glares and says "
If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow,
I'm going with you." The Polish man opens
his lunch, pulls out another ham sandwich,
and says "I'm with you guys."
The next day the lunch bell
rings. The white man opens his lunch. He says,
"Turkey sandwich. I love my wife."
The black guy opens his lunch. He says, "Chicken
sandwich. I love my wife. The Polish man opened
his lunchbox, looked stricken, and said "HAM
AGAIN! See ya guys." With that, he jumped
off the building. The black guy says "
I feel sorry for him." The white man
replies, "I'm not, he packs his own lunch."