An Englishman, an American
and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie
detector .
The Englishman says: "I think I can empty
20 bottles of beer".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat
15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"All right, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says: "I think...",
BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Train Journey
Once a Sardarji was traveling
on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the
guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees
to wake him up when the station arrived. This
guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20
rupees, the sardarji deserved more service.
So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber
quietly shaved off his beard. When the station
arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he
went home. Reaching home, he went to wash
his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw
the mirror. Said his wife " What's the
matter?" Replied he "The cheat on
the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken
up someone else"
