An Officer taking job interview
Officer: Whats is your name?
Candidate: Mp. Sir
Officer: Tell me properly
Candidate: Mohal pal sir
Officer: Your Father's Name
Candidate: Mp. Sir
Office: What does that mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer: Your native place
Candidate: Mp. Sir
Officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer:What is your Qualification?
Candidate: Mp. Sir
Officer: (Angrily) What is it?
Candidate: Matric Pass
Officer: Why do you need a job
Candidate: Mp. Sir
Officer: And what does that mean?
Candidate: Money problem Sir
Officer: Describe your personality
Candidate: Mp. Sir
Officer: Explain yourself clearly
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer: This discussion is nowhere, you may go now
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: What is it now?
Candidate: My Performance?
Officer: MP.!!!!
Candidate: What is that sir?
Officer: Mentally Punctured