A 70-year-old man goes to
the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests
and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems
to be in top condition physically, but what
about mentally? How is your connection with
God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me
and God? We're tight. We have a real bond,
he's good to me. Every night when I have to
get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on
the light for me, and then, when I leave,
he turns it back off.''
Well, upon hearing this the
doctor was astonished.
He called the man's wife and
said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your
husband's connection with God. He claims that
every night when he needs to use the restroom,
God turns on the light for him and turns it
off for him again when he leaves. Is this
true?''
And she says, ''That idiot,
he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''
