Welcome
to our funny msn names database! Here we have some of the
coolest nick names that you can use in MSN Messenger. Simply
browse our collection and when you find one you like, copy
it and set it as your name for MSN Messenger.
Bhehar
ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya
Bhai Jan"
Teri
dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
Sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu...Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat
ata hai.!
Doctor
says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi
hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta
aay..!
Palko
pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe,
aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya
hai tumhe:!
Abhi
bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht
tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS
chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!
Jab
barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum
yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera
Chatri Kab Do ge!
Yaad
karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me!
Kaise
ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi
ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Pathan
sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person
askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies
yaar...
Khidki
se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste
pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi
tha...
LOng
Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today,
The history continues...
Whan
i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i
like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need
u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA!
Aaj,
Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
Aapke
life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint
jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion
free rehe huggies jaise!
Sharab
bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu
baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!
Laloo:
2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi
gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
God
ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje
main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine
tujhe bheja!
