Welcome
to our funny msn names database! Here we have some of the
coolest nick names that you can use in MSN Messenger. Simply
browse our collection and when you find one you like, copy
it and set it as your name for MSN Messenger.
What
is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hae
tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati
hae!
When
words fail, Eyes Work, When Eyes fail, Heart Works, When Heart
fail... To kya? Samjh ke tapak gaya. MAMU..!
A
Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the
order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra
tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Dil
k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate
nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k
siva kuch laagate nahi!
Ek
sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE"
ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE
KI LAGADE!
Ye
sulgta hua Jism, Ye kap-kapate hue Honth, Ye thar-tharatehua
Badan, Ya lad-khadati hui Awaz, Mujhe pehle hi paata tha ya
Nishaaniya Malaria ki hi hai!
Wife-
i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want
2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Suchta
tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per,
per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Ager
dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... ....
... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?
Sardar
going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le
ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him &
says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Porpose
karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor
donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor
donga!
Message
pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi
dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
Two
snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the
male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing
'zehar hai ki pyat hai tera chumma'!
Aapke
life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint
jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion
free rehe huggies jaise!
Sharab
bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu
baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!
Laloo:
2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi
gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
God
ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje
main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine
tujhe bheja!
