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| Have
you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control
are already born ? -- Benny Hill |
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| "To
waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach
easily and successfully"(Tyron Edwards) |
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If
you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want
to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid
marks. -- Rita Rudner |
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"Intellectuals
solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
--Albert Einstein |
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One
of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a
woman that
even a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe |
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I've
been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my
wife finds out, she'll kill me. -- Henry Youngman |
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We
spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching
them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to
sit down and shut up. -- Phyllis Diller |
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"If
you want happiness for a lifetime, help someone else."
(Chinese Proverb) |
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Give
a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will eat for the rest of his life." (Chinese Proverb)
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Start
every day with a smile and get it over with. -- W.C. Fields
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"A
teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary"
(Thomas Carruthers)
Why is it that the teaching is the last thing I have time
for?" (Judy Domeny Bowen) |
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We
must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success
of those we don't like?
-Jean Cocturan |
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"Education
makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to
govern, but impossible to enslave." (Henry Peter Broughan)
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When
I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then
I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole
one and asked him to forgive me. -- Erno Philips |
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Always
and never are two words you should always remember never to
use. -- Wendell Johnson |
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"I
have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the
intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am
ungrateful to these teachers." (Kahlil Gibran) |
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| "Never
regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to
learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm
of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit
of the community to which your later work belongs." (Einstein)
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