Your village called, their idiot is missing

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed

If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

I Study Much On You And I Got Nothing Except Some Funny Things Ask Me By Clicking On My Nick :)

Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!

I've had fun before. This isn't it

It's not that I am anti-social. I just don't like you

I dream about a monster, about you!

It's people like you who give scum a bad name.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

I know your sorry, now apologize!

Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over

I'd smack you but shit splatters!

Why do BOY bands sound like GIRLS?

Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma

Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright

I'd smack you but shit splatters!

Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege